Wednesday, June 20, 2012

My Experiment

It's time for a serious post....

Over the past two months I have woken up every night with horrible night sweats.  Drenched.  Go ahead, say it - GROSS!  Yes, it really is.  The last time this happened was two years ago when the doctors had me heavily medicated for endometriosis.  So of course, what have I been thinking the problem is... hormones.  I have literally been scouring the internet looking for new information on hormones, thyroid, replacement therapy, natural remedies, etc....  I had literally diagnosed myself.  I was also slipping into semi-depression just knowing that I would have to go back to the obgyn soon.  Two years ago I was in that office on a weekly basis either for tests, blood work, shots, or surgeries.  It's a bad memory.  It is also what caused me to change my life.

As many of your know I began eating Paleo in September of last year.  My journey began with 30 days of strict eating.  No cheats.  This meant no sugar, fake sugar, grains, beans, or dairy.  (Hopefully I didn't leave anything out.)  Once my 30 days was over my gym conveniently started a Paleo Challenge and I signed up.  This continued throughout the winter and helped me to lose 38Lbs.  But most importantly, I felt great!!!  Once spring hit I decided to ease off on the strictness and go 80/20 on my diet.  Mainly I have been eating strict Paleo (with an addition of a Diet Lemon Lime soda nightly starting about two months ago... remember this) and on the weekends I am less strict.  Ok, who's kidding who... I drink beer.  Other than the beer, I'm still pretty much a Paleo eater on the weekends.

So let's get back to the night sweats.  In addition to the night sweats I have been having hot flashes.  The boyfriend will ask if I'm going through menopause with a humorous chuckle.  Little does he know that it's very possible and scares the hell out of me.  I'm already down an ovary so God only know what this body is doing!  (And I mean that literally.... only He knows.)  My final downer.... cramps.  Yes, I know most women have pms cramps, but I'm so lucky that I have them on a daily basis.  Right now they are just mild, but when my endo is in full swing I won't be able to sleep through the night without a heating pad.  Being a woman is grand.    I really do have a point to all of this..... here it comes.....

After a crazy conversation with my brother about my rising ailments he says to me "I wonder if you've become so healthy now that your body is fighting off your nightly Diet pop filled with fake crap?"  WTH?!  Is he nuts?  So a couple of days ago I decided to stop the single nightly can of Diet Lemon Lime.  Guess what?  I've slept through the night... completely dry, I haven't overheated during the day, and I've had ZERO abdominal pain.

This has since led me to do some Googling on the side effects of artificial sweeteners.  Holy crap, it is mind blowing.  Here is one good read, but you might want to do some research yourself.  All of this was just another reminder that what we put in our mouths really does effect our body, not just the number on the scale.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

My WOD thoughts

Let's start with an update... I'm still doing Crossfit, I still eat about 80/20 Paleo, I haven't gained any weight, I still sell cables for a living, and I still have an amazing boyfriend.  Ok, now that that is over.... let's move on....

I have heard from strangers and those who know me (or any crossfitter) that they think we have some super human ability when we workout.  So today I thought I would show you my thought process before, during, and after a workout.

Alarm sounds at 5:30am I roll over and immediately pick up my phone and go to the Centerville Crossfit website to see what the wod (workout of day) is.  Oh holy crap.  Run a mile!  20 heavy dead lifts!  30 BURPEES!!  40 hand release pushups!  End with am 800 meter run!!  Who in the hell is writing this month's wods?  It's too early for this.  I'll just do it tonight.  No, you can't tonight....It's going to be 95 degrees and you will die if you do it tonight.  Get up!  No.  Get up!  Fine!


6am:  Stroll in to CCF.  Warm up with 4 minutes on the rower (my body begins to realize it's about to get a beat down) followed by stretches.  Next we get our bars ready for dead lifts.  My warm up is 10 DL's at 65Lbs.  This is kinda heavy for 6am.  Casey, the trainer, then tells us to add more weight.  I bump it up to 115Lbs.  Oh yeah, this will be fine.  Casey walks over, "Heather, you can do more than that!"  Crap, I've been called out.  Heavy sigh.  I'm now at 135Lbs for deadlifts.  And so the wod begins....

3 - 2 - 1 - GO!!!

Run a mile (5 times around the building)
  Lap 1:  Ok, remember to breathe correctly.  No stomach cramps today.  You can do this!!!
  Lap 2:  You've got a good pace Stace.  Keep it up.  You can totally make it all 5 without walking.     Come on!  Don't stop!!!
  Lap 3:  Whew, it's getting warm out.  Only two more to go.  Please lord, don't let me die here today.
  Lap 4:  Seriously, who keeps putting running in the wods!?  I'm going to kill one of them.  Mitch?  Becky?  Casey?  Naturally-in-shape people!  I hate them all!
  Lap 5:  Last lap.  Maybe I'll just walk a little.  No, don't.  You can do this.  Just keep going.  This is it.    The worst is almost over.


20 Heavy Dead Lifts : Ok, just catch your breath.  Deep breath.  Chalk on hands.  And lift!!  Holy crap that's heavy.  Do it in 3's.  GO!  Around #15... I can't do this.  I should just quit and go home.  That way I can look half way decent for work today.  No you pansy, lift the damn bar!!  You've come this far this past year and you're going to quit?!  GO!


30 Burpees:  Seriously Mitch Lyons.  I hate you.  I hate your gym.  I hate working out.  I need a towel!!  Look at this sweat just dripping off my face.  This is ridiculous.  I'm 38 years old.  Why do I do this to myself?  I could be at home making eggs and bacon right now.  


40 Hand Release Push Ups:  This is it.  You rock push ups.  Time to kick some ass and just go!  Holy puddle of sweat beneath me.  HAHAHA.... so long fat!  God I love crossfit!  I love this gym.  I love these people!  BAM... run!!!!!


800 Meter Run:  A few (literally) feet into the run.... I can't feel my arms.  Holy crap.  I'm going to fall over.  My legs are jello.  I begin to walk due to the usual pain/cramp in my side.  Ok, everyone has told me to watch my breathing.  BREATHE  RIGHT!!!!  Pain is gone... running begins again.

24 minutes and 3 seconds.  It's over.  Oh thank you God, it's over!  Way to go, you did it.  "Great job everyone!!!"  That felt awesome.  


Pretty much every workout contains some type of thought process to this extent.  You MUST push through it.  The mind is a terrible thing.  I could have easily not given 100% today.  I could have easily rolled over and stayed in bed.  I could have easily left early.  Luckily, that other angel on my shoulder kicked some mental butt this morning.